Category Archives: Chimene’s Archive

I Won’t Be Bowing Down, Beyonce. But Thank You For Asking.

I Won't Be Bowing Down, Beyonce. But Thank You For Asking Did I miss the part where everyone did something to piss off Beyonce? When she leaked her track on Sunday 17 March, “Bow Down / I Been On” (a song merge that I think may actually be Nicki Minaj playing Super Mario Brothers on Game Boy, and having a stroke), I’m sure there was little ...

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I’ll Huff, and I’ll Puff, But I’m Only a Fox

I'll Huff, and I'll Puff, But I'm Only a Fox Don’t trust foxes. Since foxes have been washing up illegally on our shores, they have been responsible for the widespread of social decay. Foxes have been taking our jobs and sleeping with our women. Broken Britain has witnessed an increase in knife and gun violence, with Metropolitan police targeting fox on fox crime. Last week ...

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