Category Archives: Kid, I Wrote Back

I’ll Huff, and I’ll Puff, But I’m Only a Fox

I'll Huff, and I'll Puff, But I'm Only a Fox Don’t trust foxes. Since foxes have been washing up illegally on our shores, they have been responsible for the widespread of social decay. Foxes have been taking our jobs and sleeping with our women. Broken Britain has witnessed an increase in knife and gun violence, with Metropolitan police targeting fox on fox crime. Last week ...

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Joanna Lumley, and Other Fairy Tales

image I love Joanna Lumley. I really do. So it’s a shame that in her recent interview with The Telegraph, her best advice to women was, “Don’t look like trash, don’t get drunk, don’t be sick down your front, don’t break your heels and stagger about in the wrong clothes at midnight.” You haven’t heard the ...

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